LOL! I just found this cool site that lets you change your status via any phone or any laptop. I even found an update via Calculator and an update via Nokia 3310! Hahaha! Well, of course it needs you to login to your account.

This one is for mobile users:

1. Log-in to your Facebook account via m.facebook.com
2. Go to statusvia.net
3. Choose from a wide variety of applications



4. After choosing, you may now publish your status. Just click the "Update status"




For PC users, just go to pc.statusvia.net

WARNING!
This may be a phishing site, so be careful!
I tried it using a dummy account my friend made.
Use it at your own risk!